Monday, April 2, 2012

How to commit hipster genocide?
Well, in strategic terms, it doesn't take Sun Tzu to figure out that the head leads the body... 
If you remove the figurative head, the corpus will follow... So, to pull the plug on the hipster ass-bag trend/fad/whatever, you go for their queen bee... May the hipster-caust begin...

Zooey Deschanel,
For the crimes of helping to coin the phrase “adorkable” (cringe), and for just plain being really fucking annoying (like brutally annoying), this tribunal finds you guilty as charged. I, Lord Pig Latin, by the powers vested in me by the potentates of the infernal kingdom, sentence you to give this sweaty bubonic plague having, pubic lice riddled executioner a post-bloody diarreah rim job. As so it has been decreed on this day. As you have chosen for your last wish, you may now intone one of your idiotic “quirky” singing outbursts….  

Relax, dumb-fuck! Nobody wants to fuck you! Believe me!

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