Some quickie music reviews
for you to suck on
"I don't care much about music. What I like is sounds."
Dizzy GillespieSo, if you've been following my stupid blog, I've been on an almost relentless quest to amass as much Sun Ra material as I can before we reach our expiration date. Why? Because I have a theory that Sun Ra hid some Sacred Solfeggio frequencies into his music, and if played on the day of the final cosmic alignment, it just might mean saving my little Guava pastry eating ass from becoming a fossil. Anyways, this is my most recent acquisition from the Sun Ra repertoire. Sun Ra Meets Salah Ragab In Egypt has set a high benchmark for all other Sun Ra joints that I pick up from here on out. Break out the hookahs and your finest Lebanese blonde hash, and prepare for a cosmic quest into your rusty Pineal gland. Absolutely fantastic. A must have for 'Bringing home a broad that you really want to bang' night. With the intergalactic vibrations of this magnificent piece of jazz, the panties will go into zero gravity in no time.. Okay, okay, that astronaut reference was very cheese-flavored. All pseudo-intellectuals will argue that (x) jazz musician was a genius, but Sun Ra is the real deal. This cat came from beyond to spread a message of enlightenment, but we were too caught up in our un-groovy earthling ways, and so his Ark moved on to the next Solar System to spread his joyful noise. Thanks a lot earthlings, now we're really fucked!
Thrasher Skateboarding magazine put me on to lots of music in the late 80's/wee 90's. Shit, it made me a better music fan than it did a skater. Truth be told, I fucking sucked on a board. But I'm sure I'm not the first person to credit Pushead's old column in said rag with exposing them to all types of off-the-beaten-path records. Beowulf's debut LP being one of them. You can check out the self titled debut and an album called 'Lost My Head' on one disc, as a repress by the Belgian label I SCREAM records. Beowulf first appeared in the classic 1985 compilation 'Welcome To Venice' on Mike Muir's imprint, Suicidal Records. The LP came the following year. In describing this record, the words 'criminally neglected' immediately come to mind. Sadly, Suicidal' took all the props for their town, and even in the underground, I feel that Beowulf kind of fell to the wayside. As for stylistics, just think a more aggro Motorhead, if they grew up in the cult Punk scene of Venice Beach in the 80's. Don't let the 'Punk' categorization fool you, there's some way interesting song writing here. There's real composing talent here, bordering on melodic, but not too melodic to break up the rowdy punk vibe. By the way, CLASSIC ALBUM ART! Undead skeletal punks intermingling with big-haired Latina punk sluts! You gotta love it. I rank this in my top 5 of West Coast Punk. A masterpiece fueled by Vato gangster chic, the combination of Amphetamines with Budweiser, and the lust for big-haired Latina punk sluts in barely-there skirts and garters revealing half an ass cheek...
A sweet and tender hooligan’s take on
The Smiths
It was a perfect synergy that would take place when the hyper self-conscious, self-loathing, affection-starved 15 year old mess of an adolescent that was I would come across the music of The Smiths.
I’ve taken a lot of shit from my
uber-masculine friends (particularly those of the knuckle dragging variety) for
being a rabid Smiths fan. And still ill to this day, and until the day that I
rot in a grave (dug open by a pretty girl), I
will stake my claim and fight to the last breath if anyone dares touch a hair
on the head of the musical legacy of Steven Patrick Morrissey, Johnny Marr,
Andy Rourke, and the other guy (ha).
It’s my contention that
non-worshippers of this genius Manchester crew are put off less by the music and more by Morrissey’s
sexually dubious overtones. Most heterosexual males aren’t so secure in their
manhood that they will allow themselves to identify with his lyricism, being
that most of the songs were very possibly written from a ‘man-on-man’
perspective. Asides from that, the snobbish over-intellectualism and deep
literary references are not exactly designed to draw fans who are more
typically found kicking in faces with Doc Martens, nor anyone with the entire
DARKTHRONE catalog at the apex of their CD rack, even though the latter of those
two demographics appeal immensely to Morrissey. (He has been known to keep the
company of an authentic boots and braces wearing Skinhead bodyguard.) He likes them butch, honey!
Don’t get me wrong, I love the
Smiths musically, but their sound pales in comparison to the lyrics.
It’s all in the lyrics. Morrissey’s self-deprecation, lack of masculine confidence, and his overbearing sense of social and emotional
inadequacy were qualities that I knew all too well within myself. That
signified a sure home-run whenever I finally came around to discovering the
Smiths. My intro to the Smiths took place during 8th grade while
doing time at Christian school. One of the little ‘alt-rock’ cuties that hung
out in our derelict caravan put me on to them. Within the same week that I
heard them for the first time I went out and copped my first Smiths album which
was ‘The Queen Is Dead’. Now I won't say it is their greatest crowning achievement, but this record has sentimental value to me because a) it was my intro to The Smiths, and b) because of the time-set which it personally represents.
What a fucking introduction… Mike Joyce’s rolling tom
drums set a hard ‘call to arms’ type of tone before the ethereal guitars of
Johnny Marr blare in, in his trademark riffing style, paving the way for
Morrissey’s vocals to reach the listener’s consciousness… And then the
first words I heard him sing…
“Farewell to this land’s
cheerless marshes, Hemmed in like a bore between arches, her very lowness with
her head in a sling, I’m truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing…”
That motherfucker just called the
Queen of England “her very lowness” and then wished to see her head in a sling!
He’s got some fucking balls on him!!! I was immediately hooked. You see, up
until that point I assumed that all forms of musical protest came in the form
of head imploding distorted guitars and frenzied screaming. But with the Smiths
you get not just the self-doubtful, emotional turmoil themes, but also these serious anti-social, anti-establishment sentiments, set over some
beautifully delicate melody.
OK, arguably, it is music for
Egg-Heads, would-be pseudointellectuals and closeted post-modern types who find
sexual catharsis by living vicariously through Oscar Wilde novels. But Fuck It!
Fruity-pants or not, Morrissey is a Goddamned genius… bottom line.
I automatically appropriated
about 75% of their collective body of works as my own personal soundtrack. Yea…
I’ve had a somewhat unfortunate existence.
In dealing with the Smiths, I have found that there are over a million "greatest hits/best of" and they don't come close to truly encompassing the crew, so here is the ideal playlist of Smiths joints that I think really captures the finer points of this band:
-Pretty Girls Make Graves
-Still Ill
-Hand in Glove
-Handsome Devil ( a personal favorite!)
-The Headmaster Ritual
-How soon is now (this was a big club hit)
-Nowhere Fast
-Sweet and Tender Hooligan
-Girl Afraid
-This Night Has Opened My Eyes
-The Queen is Dead
-I Know It's Over
-Bigmouth Strikes Again
-There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (a huge hit for them)
In dealing with the Smiths, I have found that there are over a million "greatest hits/best of" and they don't come close to truly encompassing the crew, so here is the ideal playlist of Smiths joints that I think really captures the finer points of this band:
-Pretty Girls Make Graves
-Still Ill
-Hand in Glove
-Handsome Devil ( a personal favorite!)
-The Headmaster Ritual
-How soon is now (this was a big club hit)
-Nowhere Fast
-Sweet and Tender Hooligan
-Girl Afraid
-This Night Has Opened My Eyes
-The Queen is Dead
-I Know It's Over
-Bigmouth Strikes Again
-There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (a huge hit for them)
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