Get them on a plane to Miami pronto, muchachos!!!
(We take really good care of them gals over here…)
TALES
OF PERVERSION
Worldwide
Travel Tours
We are promoting our new winter special for all you sexy big girls who
are looking to get away to a paradise where you won’t be judged for plentiful,
meaty curves!
Come visit the beautiful, the sexy, and oh-so horny…
MIAMI!!!
OK, admittedly, Miami is a total smorgasbord of douche-baggery and
superficiality. Granted! Now having said that, Miami is a city where our animal
Latino lust has not been tainted by America/Hollywood’s imposed norms of what
constitutes beauty and sex appeal. The idiosyncrasy shared by most of us ‘Horny Julios’ down here is that bigger
girls are A-OK! There ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of baby fat! Come
see for yourselves this bizarre-o world where skinny broads get second billing
to a big ol’ Amazonian Whore-Horse (like a war-horse, but for fucking, not for
fighting.)
Stop going to cheesy resorts where you feel self-conscious about
unveiling that robust body… Come to Miami, and let the rolls enjoy the rays as
by the water your fat ass lays!
-Have you got ten/twenty extra pounds lodged around your ass and
thighs?
WE DON’T GIVE A
FUCK!!!! YOU GOIN’ DOWN!!!
We like that down here! We call it Masa (dough), and we love to knead
our Masa in the Magic City!
Winter Special! $1,000 per night!
Come stay at the Tales of Perversion Inn (my garage), and be taken to
a world of chubby pig lust!!!
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