FEAR AND LOATHING IN

PUBLIX SUPERMARKET

Needless to say I was horrified. I gagged, dry-heaved, and just a whisk of bile from the pits of my stomach ascended my esophagus.

Oh, the horror! Could it be? Is it possible that for years, every time I caught a flu, or Diarrhea, etc., that my mother or wife may actually have been feeding me warm Dick water under the guise of "Chicken Soup?"

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